Propaganda

Here are a few of our favorite slogans.

You can't spell CLUSTERFUCK without C L E.

Those who can, do.
Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach teachers,
Those who can’t teach teachers, teach CLE

CLE is to public speaking what giving a sand-filled enema is sipping a glass of fine liqueur.

I'd rather have two (girls/boys) at 21
Than 42 credits of CLE

Make CLE ‘Voluntary’ Again.

At this age the only CLE I want to see is CLEAVAGE.

CLEopatra was queen of the Nile
CLEo Lane sang scat jazz with style
Beaver CLEaver could make you smile
But plain CLE feels like a rectal pile. 


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Owl Farm, Woody Creek Road
Woody Creek Colorado, 81623

About us

The silent legions of the bored will stop at nothing, including black magic and pandemics to bring an end to the scourge of mandatory CLE.  You wanna volunteer - go ahead.

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